Amble Ramblings of a jobless soul

In the past year, I:

• have probably had more meaning'less' conversations than Jay Leno,
• have probably wasted more time than Kyonki Saas Bhi kabhi Bahu thi's script writer,
• have probably gone out more than Vijay Mallya,
• have slept more than Shiva (room no. 220 Saras - he's our benchmark),
• have listened to more music than Rolling Stone's music reviewer,
• have watched more movies than Sathyam Cineplex's usher,
• have played more guitar (on a hockey stick) than Zakk Wylde,
• have played more drums (with one reynolds jetter and one Cello 'freestyler' - both with empty refills, on my thick, and deep sounding, GATE book) than Lars Ulrich,
• have sung more songs than Udit 'my lungs fail me if i dont brush my hair every 3.56 minutes' Narayan,
• have spent more money than the prodigal son in form,
• eaten more than - well... me in other years,
• consumed more Thums Up than most pesticide junkies,
• have watched more porn than 45 year old horny bachelors,
• have attended more classes than - umm- uh hmm- lets just go to the next one,
• have checked my mail more times than Bill Gates' assistant must check his,
• have snoozed my alarm more than the no. of times it wanted to wake me up,
• have warmed my bean bag to a temperature more than the melting point of rexine-leather,
• have dreamt of pizza more times than junta dream of Apping
• have critic-ed more than most movie critics do in a lifetime,
• have critiqued no one, i think,
• have watched 'Ozzy - live at the Budokan' more times than the dumb pepsi ad aired after every over of the test match,
• have procastrinated more than the Tamil nadu Govt did while trying to catch Veerappan,
• have withdrawn more money than my father thinks prudent,
• have 'pee'd more than , well actually, that rate's been pretty consistent..lets strike that one off
• have combed my hair more than most medeival princesses,
• have combed my beard more than most self-respecting chopper-riding ruffians,
• have changed more wallpapers than most screensavers show images,
• have washed more clothes than , than...than the no. of girls i kissed
• have mugged more than..yeah..Shiva again :D
• have made more puns and Pjs than Shekhar Suman in his glory days,
• have shouted 'HECTOR' more than Achilles ever did (its true),
• have read more books than Laloo Prasad yadav (safe bet),
• have played more football than Sachin tendulkar,
• have played more cricket than Ronaldinho,
• have burnt more cds than the 'al sadaf' pakistani movie pirates,
• have heard more 'illegal' music than the 14 year old girl who was prosecuted for it,
• have made more typos than an exceptionally smart urangutang taught how to type would,
• have made more plans than the no. of search results google gives for 'him',
• have executed plans barely more than the no. of google search results for 'Aaftaab Kharbanda is the smartest dude on earth'
• have written more useless blogs than ... i guess most people

But I still insist, I am NOT jobless, I just find more time to pursue 'other' activities, than most people :D



It is better to have people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.